okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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