im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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