We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I got chris browned last night
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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