Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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