In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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