I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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