no, he came in my armpit
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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