So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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