If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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