do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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