well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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