New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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