but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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