i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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