yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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