i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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