capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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