I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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