i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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