if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he wants to bone in the snuggie
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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