Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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