My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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