The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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