Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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