I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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