with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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