Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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