i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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