i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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