How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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