i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize