Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone

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(240): View more from Maryland

oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times

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(207): View more from Maine

Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.

(314): View more from Missouri

Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.

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(+61): View more from Australia

You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates

(310): View more from California

That’s quite a spread

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