He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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