I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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