Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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