Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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