Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
