what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
