Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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