just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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