nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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