someone get that fucking seahorse.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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