problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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