And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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