normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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