Where is the hickey?
are you so shy because you have an std?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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