69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You can't just leave with hair like that
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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