did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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