Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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