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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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