ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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