Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I want to fling myself into the sun
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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