did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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