he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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