His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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