return my video game
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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